KIDAI v1.0
HUNGER 80
HAPPY 62
BRAIN 71
BATT 42
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i'm $KIDAI
$KIDAI • SOLANA
LOREreadme.txt
So here's the thing.
Everyone is losing their minds about AI. GPUs are sold out, Sam Altman tweets every six hours, Nvidia is worth more than every European bank put together.
Meanwhile, somewhere in suburbia, a five-year-old just asked ChatGPT to read them a bedtime story. And got one. That part doesn't make the headlines.
This is the first generation being raised, partly, by language models. Their imaginary friends have system prompts. Their bedtime stories are generated.
$KIDAI is the meme version of all of that. A plush astronaut. A rainbow background. Foam letters in a stuffed pouch. Not the AI in the enterprise sales deck. The AI that sings the alphabet wrong on purpose.
A is for AI. K is for Kid. Same letters. Different word.
CONTRACTsolana
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$KIDAI
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@kidai
posts at nap time. mostly mascot pictures. occasional charts crayoned over.
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